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wizardsquad:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

wraithing:

flyfella:

Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

also: people blaming obama for things he actually has no control over since apparently everyone forgets that presidents are just the figureheads and can basically only veto things + cant undo centuries of political bullshit singlehandedly in only 4 to 8 years

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(via kirishimaghouls)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via bookworm5-)

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES
itsbearotitz:

YOU JUST HEARD OF IT

likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

(via balz-probably-hates-you)

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