This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
- Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
- Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
- Me: I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
Every greek demigod legend:
shh that’s a glorious pun. own that shit.